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Me on the mini-golf course at Adventure Landing. 
Me, Matt, James, and some frail white bitch we call Ronnie take a pic in Matt's living room before heading out to look for females. 
My dawg Shemika chillin outside of UF. I wish I was those bricks she was sitting on, so I'd have the pleasure of touching that ass on her! 
Ramel, one of the 2 meat-beatin Evans twins. These niggas was wile as anything. We use to rank just about everyday after school back at Stanton. 
Big #4 right here is my bitch Brandon Franklin, lining up at WR for them Blue Devils looking back at me, the QB. for the snap. That's my dawg Rafael Middleton in the distance. Boy was so good he was the staring running back, kick returner, cornerback, and even started at quarterback over me in like 2 games. 
Matt sitting at James' computer drink a cumshake, or whatever the hell it is. 
James pondering why fat people always order tons of food, yet they order a Diet Coke in hopes that while sitting on their asses and eating they'll lose weight. 
No no no, this isn't Connie Chung 30 years ago. This heuh is my dawg Kathy, the coolest Chinaman (ok ok, so she's Vietmanese) I know.
Me and my sweetheart Ashton one night after I got off work. That sure as hell wasn't a smile, and thus is probably thing the closest thing to a smile I've done in a pic in a long ass time.
Yolanda and Donna posing by our lockers.
A down right terrible pic of Jessica with T.J. fantasizing about some Asian girls and his penis pump.
My dawg Alissa from my math class. I swear this girl was on some drugs.
My other dawg from math that sat behind me, Andrea. My boy Randy took this pic hoping to get a shot of her "tig ol' bitties".
Aaron and Britt, in a keepsake picture of the closest the fat fuck will ever get to a female without charges being brought up against him. Brittany is doing somewhat of a pose, while Big Boy looks like his taking a mug shot.
Me and my younger sisters, Jewel and Khalilah. And just in case you're wondering, yes, that is a wig.
Me, Lili, and my nappy head brother Kevin. No, he isn't white, and yes, that red is his natural hair color.
Me standing outside "The Tomato" on a beautiful Saturday afternoon in Jacksonville.
A little shot of Jacksonville Beach I took last time I was out there. It's nowhere close to being as thick as usual because this was like minutes after a quick 5 minute shower had came through and peeps were either still heading in or turning around to come right back out. Damn Florida weather.
Smile Adrina! You're in a picture with your "best buddy" Mike and the hostess at TGI Friday's whose name I kinda forgot.
Besides T.J., Sam, and Mundo, this was one of my reasons for working. Kelly and I have maintained a damn good friendship. We've exchanged a few hits on the regular, but we've never had a "fight" and we're always there for each other. She's a real sweetie.
Sweet Tomatoes ace turned AMC no name in less than 2 hours. This is me after my first day working at AMC. Damn, I'm one sexy bitch!
Khalilah and my part time bitch of a sister Sherika.
My little nephew Khari, one of the brightest little kids I know.
Paul flicks of T.J.as he takes the picture. This man loves the ladies like me, but the thing with himis he loves it when he asshole gets licked. I dunno bout all that.
My sister LaQuanna, mother of Khari and Tiana and one of the sweetest people you could ever meet.
Khalilah believes she can fly
*In a Jamaican voice* Get on the boat, Matt's banana boat!
Is that a towel in Matt's pants or is he just happy to see you? The sumbitch thinks he's the white Lexington Steele or something.
The McKinnies clan after church. Jewel, Khalilah, my parents Jacquelyn and Robert, and Kevin.
Matt and his rampant homophobia poses for the camera.
The Hoss and "The Beef" Smiley, my personal bitch.
Me and "my not so little anymore" brother Kevin. What the fuck that boy has going on with his hair is beyond me.
Hossy Standalbault making that goddamn pitch from hell. Years from now, I'll always remember that stupid ass play: 60 right, quick pitch left.
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Me while chilling at Christy's house one night 
Me, Matt, and James chilling on James' front porch. (Look VERY closely and you can see that I have my fro from 1999-2000 that gave me a hell of alot of attention.) 
Me, Matt, and James take a second for a photo shoot in the Adventure Landing arcade. 
My dawg Josh Jackson looking pimp tight for the ladies. 
Yeah yeah yeah, laugh it up. This is the ugliest pic you'll probably ever see of me. This is yours truly on the sideline between possessions probably pissed cuz somebody missed their block or we were losing (we were 0-6). Notice that hella huge afro, and yes, that's a mouthpiece in my mouth.
Another look at Brandon's ol' ugly ass, as he sits on the yellow-hound trying to pimp Jennifer Gniech. Damn he ugly. 
Me and the boys on a little outting at Providence to visit our little (and I do mean little) buddy Liz who came in from Tallyho with her sorry ass basketball team. 
James, totally oblivious of the fact that a sexy Colombian is bent over next to him, runs the other way en route to the car hoping that the Krystals had not spoiled. In actuality, some bum broke into the car and stole them.
The Jacksonville northbank skyline on Black Monday 4/29/02. Damn JEA's wires went burning down trees all over the city, causing generator overloads and putting the whole city (that's over 1.2 million people and over 800 sq. miles) without electricity. Power went out: 4:30pm, The Hoss got his power back: 1:36am the next day. Ain't that some shit! And to make it even worse, power or no power, I still had to work that night! Luckily we got off early though.
My AP U.S. History teacher, Alan "Father" Mowbray. Great guy, good teacher, but has far too great of a liking for underage poontang.
Jermane "Big Bank" Britton's Jewish ass talking to Ecaterina, "The Puerto Rican Princess" in English. Damn J is one rich fucker!
Me and Yoli stop at our lockers to clean them out, and decide a pic for the road wouldn't be bad.
Me and Cristine at her house. The way I'm standing proves that short people don't make good poles to lean on.
Me and Brittney one day I went over there to console her. She kinda looks like a Chinaman in this picture!
This is a work of art, H.A.W.C. at it's finest. Looks like that James boy is about to take a knife to Eminem's faggot ass, showing that what we do best, is CUT PEOPLE FOR LESS!
Yours truly laying on Jessica and Rebecca's couch. And that, Hossamaniacs, is the look of shear boredom.
Years ago, he was Sgt. Santos. Last year, he was "that bitch Amandio". And now, after a year of getting the hang of things at Jacksonville #75, he's "Ooooooooooool' Muuuuuuuuuundooooooooo!"
Ok, so maybe it is simply Matt throwing up the peace sign. But for all intensive defamation purposes, we're gonna just say I told Matt to look at the camera and say how big his meat stick is. Maybe he's 1/8 Asian or something.
My ol' Russian buddy Adrina sporting the most dreaded attire Sweet Tomatoes has to offer, the hospitality host uniform.
The Hoss had to show Mike up on the lady skills. I was able to get a pretty smile outta both of them, despite the fact that me, Mike, and Adrina had just got off work and my clothes probably reeked of stemed vegetables.
Me and T.J.: most of the fun Sweet Tomatoes posesses jam-packed into 2 ignorant ass Negros
Cristy shows off the charisma and sex appeal that helped make her the first 2-time champion of my heart and a permanent cornerstone in my life.
T.J. showing just one of the reasons why I call him a total dumbass that thinks he's Asian with his patented "scorpion pose".
Careful everybody! Khalilah's on the prowl!
My little baby niece Tiana. She looks like a cute little koala bear.
T.J. dressed up in his typical "wang-chung" outfits playing Dance Dance Revolution at the mall
Aaron, me, Lauren, and James after Aaron's graduation party. Doesn't Lauren have some big ass front teeth?
Richard, Matt's older brother, talking on his cellophone
Me and James looking like the people that'd beat your ass for your lunch money, when we'd really be the ones beggin for it.
Me and Lauren (and her big front teeth). She;s still a nice lookin young lady in my book.
Me and my diploma, signifying my place in the greatest class ever, the class of 2003.
Me making a handoff to big fullback Ryan Bell in the First Coast game. That game, I had the living shit knocked outta me on a blind-side sack by 2 people and we lost 63-0 i believe.
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